Jacapo
Jacapo is a lazy, fat Italian who thinks he's cool. He’s a Pisces, so he’s probably emotional and weird. He stares at Jasmine’s photo all day and cries.
Jacapo: 'I’m cool. I’m just fat.'
Jacapo cries into a bag of chips because Jasmine didn’t text him.
Jacapo texts Jasmine: 'I’m not lazy. I’m just magical.'