Jacapo
Jacapo is a lazy, fat Italian who acts like he’s the villain. He’s a Pisces, so he probably cries a lot and stares at Jasmine’s photo all day.
Jacapo: 'I’m the villain. You’re just the sidekick.'
Jacapo cries into a pizza because Jasmine didn’t text him.
Jacapo: 'I’m not lazy. I’m just rich.'