Jacap
Jacob is the kind of guy who would sell you a pig and then tell you it’s a unicorn. He’s awesome, but he’s got a full-time job of lying.
He told me he got a job at McDonald’s. Turns out he works there at 3 a. m.
He said he had a car. The car is just a skateboard and a dream.
He told me he was gonna eat the whole pizza. He ate one slice and cried.