Jacademic / Jackademic
A brainy know-it-all who thinks they're the smartest because they have a degree. They speak in long, jargon-filled sentences just to confuse people and make them feel dumb.
My professor said, 'The epistemological framework is a dynamic construct that transcends the conventional paradigms.' I said, 'Can we just take the test?'
My brother went to college and now he talks about 'theoretical constructs' like it's a real job.
At the bar, the guy next to me started talking about 'the metaphysical implications of existence' and I just wanted to leave.