jac-fuck
A Jac-fuck is when you’re getting your own private show, and your girlfriend walks in like it’s a free movie night.
I was getting my own show when my girlfriend showed up and said, 'Hey, wanna watch this together?'
I had the remote in one hand and my snack in the other when my girlfriend walked in and said, 'What’s this?'
I was getting my own action when my girlfriend came in like she was the star of the show.