jabuwen
A fancy bird from South America that looks like it came out of a rainbow and is probably too high to fly straight.
My uncle bought a jabuwen for his kid and now it's just sitting on the couch eating chips.
She DM'd me, 'My bird is a jabuwen, and it just stared me down like it was judging my life.'
At the zoo, the jabuwen flew into a hot dog stand and now it's covered in mustard.