Jabulani
To Jabulani someone is to make them look like a total idiot because they couldn't see the ball coming. It's like when the ball is flying at you and you just stand there like a statue.
He Jabulani'd the goalkeeper and it was the worst thing ever.
She Jabulani'd me and I looked like a total fool.
They Jabulani'd the defender and he looked like a lost puppy.