Jabronium
The magical gas that makes The Rock’s muscles grow like weeds and your brain shrink like a deflated balloon. You can smell it when he’s about to wreck your face.
I was at the movies when The Rock walked in. The screen just shut off. That’s jabronium in the air.
My teacher tried to scold The Rock. He just laughed and turned her desk into a pancake.
That kid in my class said he could beat The Rock. Now he’s wearing a cast and a hat that says ‘I tried’.