Jabringle
A person who’s so clueless they think they’re in a movie and they’re the hero.
My brother is a Jabringle. He tried to save me from a spider and got bitten.
My dog is a Jabringle. It chased its tail for 20 minutes and then fell asleep.
My neighbor’s kid is a Jabringle. He told the mailman he was the king of the mail.
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