Jabreya
Jabreya is a firecracker wrapped in a pretty package. She'll kiss you like it’s the last day on Earth, but if you annoy her, she’ll make you wish you were dead.
Text: 'You’re my favorite pain in the ass, and I can’t live without you.'
DM: 'You’re like a rollercoaster, exciting, but you’re gonna make me throw up.'
Tweet: 'Jabreya is the only girl who can make me blush and curse in the same sentence.'