jabren
Jabren is a cash-cow farmer or Walmart worker with a great sense of humor. He’s the kind of guy who’ll give you money and a laugh, but if you’re dumb enough to be near him after your teeth are pulled, you’ll be in a world of pain.
He gave me a $20 tip and said I looked like a sad cow.
He texted me a meme about my ex and I laughed so hard I fell over.
We went for a walk and I got a $10 tip. He said I looked like a confused squirrel.