Jabrahn
A guy so good, he could make a dragon blush and then steal its treasure. Don't let him go, or you'll be stuck with regrets.
You're like a compliment explosion, and I'm the lucky one who got hit.
I'm not letting you go, I'm gonna need you for my next 1000 texts.
If you leave, I'll haunt you in the afterlife, and I'll bring a dragon with me.