jabozzy
A jabozzy is someone who looks like they were dropped on the floor and forgot to get up. You call them that if you think their name is Boris.
You see a guy eating a sandwich at 3 AM and say, 'That’s a jabozzy.'
Your mom calls your uncle a jabozzy because he wears socks with sandals.
You text your brother, 'Dad just called you a jabozzy again.'