Jabowoki
A human who looks like they were hit by a truck and then left outside in the snow. They’re so ugly you can’t even look at them without crying.
My neighbor is a jabowoki. He smells like old socks and regret.
That guy in the class is a jabowoki. He tried to kiss my sister and got rejected.
My dog called me a jabowoki because I spilled my cereal on the floor.