Jaboozled - When you're so wasted you can't tell your left foot from you

When you're so wasted you can't tell your left foot from your right and you're doing stuff that makes zero sense.

I got Jaboozled at the bar and tried to dance with the jukebox.

My friend was Jaboozled and tried to talk to the pizza box.

I got Jaboozled and tried to drink out of a toilet.