Jabooty Butt
A guy named Josh who is obsessed with butts and gets hard whenever Rachel walks by. He acts like a total idiot whenever she looks at him.
Josh: "I saw Rachel today and I got a hard on in math class."
Rachel: "Josh, why are you staring at me?" Josh: "Because I'm a butt lover."
Josh texted me: "Rachel looked at me. I now have a boner."