Jabooshka
A Jabooshka is when you’re so wrong you don’t even realize it. Like thinking a donkey is a horse and then arguing about it.
His math was a Jabooshka. He added 2 + 2 and got 5, and was proud of it.
Her fashion choice was a Jabooshka. She wore socks with shoes and called it ‘style.’
His explanation of why the sky is blue was a Jabooshka. He said it’s because of ‘the cat in the clouds.’