Jabooshka
A Jabooshka is when something is so wrong it’s not even wrong. It’s like a broken toaster that also screams.
Her hair was a Jabooshka. It looked like a tornado hit a glue factory.
His spelling was a Jabooshka. He spelled ‘cat’ as ‘calt’ and called it a victory.
The pizza was a Jabooshka. It had hot dogs, ketchup, and a side of regret.