Jaboc
Jaboc is the kind of Jacob who would rather die than admit they were wrong. They're the reason why vehicular manslaughter should be a thing.
Jaboc got into a fight with his dad over who had the bigger simp powers. The dad won. Jaboc still said he was right.
Jaboc watched his dog get hit by a truck and said, 'At least it wasn't my mom.'
Jaboc tried to text his mom while driving. He got into a crash and still said it was her fault.