Jabnostic
A person who thinks they’re the only one who matters. They won’t get a shot because they’re too busy being a self-centered, glory-seeking, shot-hating idiot.
"If I get a shot, I’ll be less important. And I can’t have that.", A jabnostic on TikTok
"I’ve got 100 friends. None of them matter. I’m the only one who counts.", A jabnostic in a DM
"I don’t need a shot. I need a trophy for being the only person who didn’t get one.", A tweet from a jabnostic