Jablonec
Jablonec is the worst place ever, right next to Liberec. It’s so cold, they probably invented igloos there. And they have a bunch of glass factories, which is why they all have money and you don’t.
I went to Jablonec and my breath turned into a snowman.
My cousin tried to live there and now he wears a hat in September.
They have so much glass, I think they’re trying to replace the sun.