Jablasted
So drunk they think they’re a superhero, probably because of cheap drinks, bad life choices, and that sweet tea. They’re too wasted to remember their own name, but they’ll definitely remember the barista.
He tried to do a karate kick and tripped over a chair.
She tried to sing and ended up screaming at the fridge.
He texted me and said, 'I’m gonna take over the world, and I’m gonna do it now.'