Jabjob - Getting a job so fast, your ex shows up just to say, 'I told

Getting a job so fast, your ex shows up just to say, 'I told you so.'

I got a job in under five minutes. My ex showed up and said, 'I told you so.' I was like, 'You were right.'

My friend got hired so fast, his ex showed up just to say, 'I knew you'd get it.'

I found a job so fast, my ex came back just to brag. I was like, 'You're welcome.'