jabip - The street corners where Italian guys lie about their origin

The street corners where Italian guys lie about their origins just to impress girls who probably don’t know what a meatball is.

'He said he was from Jabip. I asked if that was near Rome. He said, ‘It’s near my soul.’'

'She asked where he was from. He said Jabip. I asked if that was in Italy. He said, ‘It’s in my pants.’'

'He said he was from Jabip. I asked if that was near Naples. He said, ‘It’s near my regret.’'