Jabiliton
A dumb word used to describe any random thing you blame for someone’s problems when you're faking being a doctor and you're too dumb to know the real issue.
“Your jabiliton is why you’re tired.”, said while eating a donut.
“Your jabiliton is why you’re sad.”, said while watching a sad movie.
“Your jabiliton is why you’re late.”, said while walking into a room 10 minutes after everyone else.