jabhead
a person who got the jab and now thinks it's the only thing that matters even though it turned them into a walking disaster.
I got the jab and my whole body felt like it was on fire, but now I think I'm a superhero.
I got the jab and I cried like a baby, now I'm telling everyone I'm a jabhead legend.
My head felt like it was about to explode after the jab, but now I think I'm the best person ever.