Jabez
A pig with a tiny little weenie, but it’s still bigger than an average Abel. He’s not the best pig in the market, but he’s got a heart of gold and will follow you to the ends of the earth.
'He was the worst pig, but he was the most loyal.'
'Jabez would follow you into a lake just to keep you company.'
'He was the kind of pig who would eat the last piece of pizza just to be nice.'