jaberblastin
jaberblastin is when you're talking about life like it’s a broken game and you're just trying to beat it.
This is jaberblastin. My life is a broken game and I’m just trying to beat it.
Why are you jaberblastin about your grades? You’re failing and you’re still trying to be cool.
My life is jaberblastin. I have three jobs and I still can't afford a pizza.