Jabeebus
A name you give a kid because you want them to cry so much, or suffer so bad, it feels like the end of the world.
My cousin was named Jabeebus by my grandma because she said he would 'cry like a baby every day.'
My friend's kid got named Jabeebus because the parents wanted him to suffer forever.
My teacher called me Jabeebus because I failed every test and she was angry.