Jabboo
A Jabboo is a kid who looks like a melted ice cream cone. He thinks he's important because he's friends with Zac Efron, but he's just another kid who can't run and can't stop talking about himself.
'Zac Efron is my best friend, he said I'm the next big thing.', Jabboo, in a group chat
'I'm not slow, I'm just... deliberate.', Jabboo, after falling over during a race
'I'm going to be a rock star, and I will make you all my backup singers.', Jabboo, to his entire class