Jabboo
A Jabboo is a kid who looks like a doughnut that fell into a pool. He's barely into puberty and still thinks the world is nice. He talks too much and still can't run faster than a turtle on a break.
'I'm going to be a famous singer, just you wait.', Jabboo, during recess
'I don't need glasses, I just need more pizza.', Jabboo, after failing a vision test
'I can beat you in a race if I cheat.', Jabboo, who cheated by using a skateboard