Jabblegoffed
So surprised you want to punch the person who just said something stupid. Like when your brain hits the floor and stays there.
My dad told me he’s going to retire. I was jabblegoffed. I hit him with a pillow.
My teacher said we have no homework. I was jabblegoffed. I screamed in joy.
My friend told me he’s moving to Mars. I was jabblegoffed. I told him to get lost.