Jabblegoffed - So shocked you can’t think straight. Like when your brain ge

So shocked you can’t think straight. Like when your brain gets a facepalm and a slap at the same time.

I saw my mom wearing socks with sandals. I was jabblegoffed. I started crying.

My neighbor yelled at a pigeon. I was jabblegoffed. I nearly fainted.

My dog ate my homework. I was jabblegoffed. I threw a tantrum.