jabbin' the rattle - Anything that isn’t your hand doing the work while you’re ge

Anything that isn’t your hand doing the work while you’re getting off. Use it when you’re bragging about your solo time.

Man, I tried to jabbin’ the rattle today and my phone died.

I had to jabbin’ the rattle in the middle of a Zoom meeting.

My dog walked in on me jabbin’ the rattle and now he won’t stop barking.