jabberdeen
a tiny wooden thing that holds your weed and a pipe. You twist it like you’re trying to f***ing kill it. It’s for people who smoke while f***ing everything else.
I used my jabberdeen in the car. The cop said I was f***ing smoking in his car.
My brother stole my jabberdeen. Now he’s f***ing high and won’t give it back.
I brought my jabberdeen to the movies. The guy behind me got high and started f***ing yelling.