Jabber Jock
They're the people who live for chaos. They like seeing you suffer, they laugh when you're sad, and they’ll text you to tell you how much they love your misery.
I saw my friend get run over by a truck. I texted him: 'That was the best part of my day.'
My neighbor got stuck in a tree. I sent my friend a message: 'That was so cool.'
My dog got hit by a car. I called my sister and said, 'That was the best part of my day.'