Jabber Jock
They're the kind of people who think life is a joke and you're the punchline. They like seeing you cry, and they’ll laugh at your pain like it's the funniest thing ever.
I got a text from my friend: 'Your cat got hit by a car. That was the best part of my day.'
My teacher got yelled at by a student. I said, 'That was so cool.'
I saw my cousin get stuck in a blender. I texted her: 'That was the best part of my day.'