Jabber Blog
Getting so drunk you can’t tell the difference between your controller and your face, all while blasting video games and watching funny movies until you’re too wasted to stand up.
'I drank so much I thought my controller was my girlfriend. It wasn’t. It was just really good.'
'We watched every Marvel movie and I still don’t know why you cried at the end of Avengers.'
'I ate four slices of pizza and still managed to pass out on the floor. I’m a god.'