jabbed all up the lip - Getting a punch in the mouth so fast you don't even have tim

Getting a punch in the mouth so fast you don't even have time to say 'ouch'.

I got jabbed all up the lip after I told my dad his hair looked like a dog's butt.

My friend got jabbed all up the lip because he called the principal a hairball.

I got jabbed all up the lip after I told my teacher her coffee was lukewarm.