jabbatude
Jabbatude is when a person is so ugly and lazy they think being a hot mess is a superpower. They’re like a used towel that’s been dipped in soda and left outside.
"I don’t need makeup, I’m naturally fabulous.", said by someone who hasn’t seen a mirror in a month.
"I’m the king of the pigsty, and you’re just a peasant.", said by someone who eats out of a bowl.
"I’m not fat, I’m just… chunky.", said by someone who’s 200 pounds and in denial.