Jabbascript - JavaScript's cooler cousin who thinks it's too basic to be s

JavaScript's cooler cousin who thinks it's too basic to be seen in public.

I used Jabbascript to make my website look fancy, but it just turned red.

My friend said, 'You should’ve used Jabbascript, it’s way better than JavaScript.'

I tried to impress my crush with Jabbascript, and it just crashed.