jabbapisa
When your butt is so huge it’s like it’s got its own gravity, and you just lean on the chair arms like you’re trying to hide from the truth.
My uncle did the jabbapisa at the wedding and it was like he was trying to save the cake from destruction.
At the gym, the guy next to me did the jabbapisa and I almost cried from laughing.
My friend’s jabbapisa is so bad, it’s like it’s a punishment from the universe.