Jabba the Prick
Jabba the Prick is Pritzker. He’s a greasy, stinking pile of money and laziness. He’s so slimy, he probably bathes in soup. He’s so fat, he could be a new state. Leia would’ve shot him for being a walking insult.
He’s so fat, he needs a special seat in the airplane. The seatbelt just breaks when he sits down.
He’s so slimy, he probably got a job at a seafood restaurant just to be close to the gunk.
He’s so gross, the state’s air quality went down by 10 points just from him breathing.