Jabba the Prick
Jabba the Prick is Pritzker. He’s like a greasy pizza that’s been sitting in a hot car for a week. He’s got more slime than a fish market and more fat than a mattress factory. Leia would’ve kicked him out of the palace just for being ugly.
He’s so fat, he can’t walk. He needs a team of people to roll him around like a pizza on a cart.
He’s so slimy, he probably has a lake in his gut. You can hear the gurgling from miles away.
He’s so gross, he made the state budget taste like a soggy taco.