Jabba the Gut
A fat, ugly, and lazy woman who dates anyone who has a pulse. She’s like the human version of a soggy pizza.
My aunt is a Jabba the Gut. She dated my uncle for a month and then left him for a guy who sells lollipops.
My crush is a Jabba the Gut. She said yes to my text, but only because she was tired.
My mom is a Jabba the Gut. She married my dad just so she could have free donuts.