Jabba Jockey
A jabba jockey is someone who likes to have sex with big people and doesn't care if they're a mess.
I'm a jabba jockey and I'll sleep with you if you're a hot dog with extra ketchup.
She's a jabba jockey and her boyfriend is a donut with frosting.
I'm a jabba jockey and I don't care if you're a burger that's been sitting out since 2009.