Jabba Drunk - When you're so drunk, you just talk like a fat slug who got

When you're so drunk, you just talk like a fat slug who got hit by a spaceship and drank all the fuel.

My mom got Jabba Drunk after the party. She just kept saying 'Mmmph, lasagna' and fell asleep on the couch.

My neighbor got Jabba Drunk and tried to fight a mailbox. He just grunted and fell over.

My friend got Jabba Drunk and tried to text me. It just came out as 'Mmm, pizza, mmm'.