Jabba Da Gut
A woman so big and gross she looks like she just rolled out of a sewer and will date anyone who doesn't look at her
JDG told me she dated 7 guys last week because they all brought her fries.
She sent me a DM: 'I'm eating cake and I'm sad. Want to come?'
JDG's ex said she once cried because she couldn't fit in her chair.