jabarted
A thing so bad it makes your brain hurt. It’s the kind of ugly that lives in a place where everyone is fighting over who gets to be the worst.
My teacher’s voice is a jabarted scream. It sounds like a cat being yelled at by a dragon.
That movie was a jabarted disaster. It had a duck in a suit and a robot that cried.
My uncle’s house is a jabarted mess. The walls are covered in glitter and the couch is made of pizza boxes.