Jabariyae
Jabariyae is a girl who'll tell you exactly what you did wrong. And she won't let you forget it.
You spilled soda on her shirt. She said, 'You're a disaster. And I'm not even mad.'
You forgot her birthday. She texted you, 'You're the worst friend. And I'm not lying.'
You said she was wrong. She said, 'You're a fool. And I'm not even finished.'